December Horoscopes 2009

Capricorn: (12/22 – 1/19 Ride it out

The Month starts out hunky dory and then what is this effect from last month’s Saturn-Pluto alignment? Business is hitting you upside the head, but don’t cut off ties! Mercury turns retrograde on the 26th and Mars on the 20th. This stressful time may yet take some turns for the better. Ride the wave and let the result reveal itself. The Sun arrives in your sign and then Venus. This can combine to make a wish come true. Visualize and use that power of attraction. Go zip lining to welcome in the New Year and go ahead and scream!

Aquarius: (1/20 – 2/18) Renew yourself

What a way to end the year! Mars turns retrograde on the 20th in your 7th house and this can disrupt relationships through March. Hold off on that New frozen Banana stand with the monkeys and check references for that Rooster masseuse. Do some self-renewal and boost that immune system. Those holiday socials may take their toll especially since you are going to be a hit wherever you go. Stay close to home, though on that Full Moon this New Years Eve. It could result in conflict so be cautious then go howl under that moon and get ready for a great New Year!



Pisces: (2/19 – 3/20) Clear away the cobwebs

Use caution when it comes to money, lending or investing. Cut back on the gift giving, the monkeys don’t need those neon sunglasses. Sun, Mercury and Venus activate Saturn and Pluto, which will have your money flip-flopping. Spend time in your Casa and handmake all those decorations. Do some cleaning out of all last years clutter in your closets. The effects will be liberating and start the year off dandy. On New Years Eve with that Full Moon (and lunar eclipse) watch for crazy creatures in taxicabs. Be on guard! Go toot your horn, stay positive and you’ll have a wonderful Holiday.


Aries: (3/21 – 4/19 Be Positive and Patient

With Mars retrograde (and being your ruling planet) you are going to be feeling like your life is on hold! Consider it a lesson in patience and find a constructive outlet for your frustrations. This lasts until early March so maybe swimming to the West End Wall and back will put you in a Zen state. Take some mental journeys too or a small get-away! Hang with inspiring friends. Your 6th sense and dreams will offer insights, too. With career stress high, tread softly. Be a team player and avoid difficult people. Visualize a great New Year. Stay positive, be happy!



Taurus: (4/20 – 5/20) Stay put

Wow, this would be a good month to stay home! With Mercury retrograde on December 26th and then the full Moon on the 31st, there are guaranteed delays or cancellations. You may get stranded on Cuyos Cochinos and have to party with the Pink Boas. They tell the same stupid jokes, drink rum and then fall out of the trees. Boring! Then Mars turns retrograde sparking tension on the home front. At least money looks bright (your favorite subject). Cross your fingers for a nice cash bonus or maybe a valuable contact. Go buy that great noisemaker and have a Happy New Year!



Gemini: (5/21 – 6/21) Focus on good friends

Mars begins its retrograde period in Leo on the 20th. This can trigger mechanical problems until early March – yikes! Is your computer, car or appliances moaning? The full Moon in your sign on the 2nd is a bright spot though and fuels you with energy to dash through the holidays. Pull out those beads and noisemakers. It’s a great month for relationships too! Enjoy the people in you life (not hard for outgoing Gemini’s). Other astral influences could put a strain on finances so settle for the cheap wine, budget and try to save. It’s been an eventful (interesting???) year! Have a Happy New One!


Cancer: (6/22 – 7/22) Watch your attitude

The Sun, Mercury and Venus travel through Capricorn your 7th house and then fireworks happen when Mercury turns retrograde on the 26th. Seems like anything that pops up is compounded and delayed. Relationships clash and the Cabana is falling down around you! Is that old fart the Parrot moving in with you again? The last week of the month requires action so try to stay sober. The New Year rings in under a full Moon, and an eclipse in your sign. Share it with a loved one. If there is a year-end windfall, be conservative so The New year will start on an upswing. Smile, be grateful and have a happy Year!



Leo: (7/23 – 8/22) Go with the Flow

Mars turns retrograde in your sign on the 20th until early March. Expect frustrations with this action Planet. Good time to check your attitude, go with the flow and rein in your emotions. Jupiter and Neptune join forces and this may be the time to go connect with that special lovely crab. Share your love and embrace your spiritual connection. The pace is fast for your social life and you are on a lucky streak too. With work intense as well, be sure to unwind before the Holidays. Welcome the New Year and be grateful for all the little things.



Virgo: (8/23 – 9/22) Delay decisions

With Mars retrograde on the 20th, expect frustrations with projects and decisions. They may be delayed or shelved. The New Water park for the Crabs may not be a good idea, they pee in the water even if you tell them not to. Stay home this month. Sing Christmas Carols on your own porch and string popcorn from the balcony. (birds will love that). Friction is in the air. Keep the dialog light with friends and back off the debates! Go easy on the holiday giving, your framed finger paintings will be a delight. Be grateful for what you have and enjoy the New Year!



Libra: (9/23 – 10/22) Quiet your mind

This month your domestic life feels like a rubber band being twisted and stretched thin. This is not the time to buy or sell property or paint your house purple. More insurance on that cabana might be a good idea, too. Lots of family responsibilities may feel heavy. Your mind is active so go read a pile of books on philosophy at the bar. Find your favorite people and have a mellow Holiday. The full moon on the New Year (and eclipse) may prompt you to make some changes in your life. Follow your intuition and have a Great New Year.



Scorpio: (10/23 – 11/21) feeling stalled

From December 20th until early March, Mars turns retrograde in Leo. Just when you want to jump into the New Year with your feet hitting the ground it’s more like you have landed in a West End pothole. Decisions will be put on hold and projects stalled. Take this time for research instead and find a good stress reliever. (No not in a bottle). This month spend lots of time at home. Gather up the Jungle creatures and talk about their favorite stalking stories. The potential for money is there so practice that law of attraction. Have a great New Year!

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Sagittarius: (11/22 – 12/21) Don’t push

Like everyone else, you can plan on delays and frustrations to launch off the New Year. From December 20th to early March Mars turns retrograde and any attempt to push things along will have you jumping in frustration like the monkeys in the trees. Information and answers will be tough to get too. Venus brings out natural charm and charisma so why not just concentrate on sharing that big smile. With money matters challenging concentrate on making money not on your lack of it. Be conservative with that holiday shopping. Spread your love rather than gifts and have a Happy New Year.

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