HOROSCOPES Sept 2009


Capricorn: (12/22 – 1/19 treading water

September brings this year’s final Saturn – Uranus contact. Be cautious with legal matters and travel especially around the September 18th New Moon. Relatives and neighbors too! Finances are on track, though but remember what you want and what you can afford may differ. Mars in Cancer all month keeps those Capricorn passions heating up like the hot tropical Sun. Don’t come on too strong though, it will leave you in a heavy sweat. Calm down, check for mix-ups and misunderstandings. Mercury turns retrograde on the 7th and you can blame it all on that. Focus back on love and try loving yourself too!

Aquarius: (1/20 – 2/18) Back float

Saturn and Uranus align in your financial sector. Try to hold off on any major decisions until later in October. Mercury is retrograde from the 7th to the 17th so mix-ups are ripe. Don’t agree to finance the Dog Frisbee golf tournament. They drink too much beer and then pee on the Frisbees. You need and deserve a breather after the 22nd. What captures your interest? Go study it! Relationships are good and people are helpful but stay skeptical with some of those professional contacts. What you hear may not be the truth. Now go drink a beer with the dogs!

Pisces: (2/19 – 3/20) Cannon ball plunge

Relationships are like an ice cream cone under the hot Sun. Best way to resolve these issues is to put the past to rest! The result will depend on whether you can adapt, blend and change within the relationship. Don’t make snap decisions. Maybe you should both step away into the shade and share that ice cream. The 7th Full Moon in Pisces puts you into the mood to play. Be an adventurous Pisces! Remember Mercury is retrograde! Be conservative with money and don’t give out loans, but treating that hard luck friend to an ice cream would be sweet karma.

Aries: (3/21 – 4/19 Marathon swim

Mercury turns retrograde on the 7th. Hold on to your straw hat. Relationship challenges could be following you from August. Curb your temper, go for a long swim and re-think any harsh words. October will bring clarity. Luckily the Sept 4th Full Moon brings a calming energy. Friendships and socializing are helping to usher in Fall with fun get-togethers and hammock swinging. Sept 18th New Moon could see you stepping up your career or making a tough choice. Change is a given. Take some time off if your job has run its course. Remember, life is what you make it.

Taurus: (4/20 – 5/20) Rip tide

Change surrounds relationships and group activities as Saturn and Uranus align for the last time this year. There are ripples around the 18th New Moon, keep an eye on your Children and domestic livestock. Resolve challenges with compromise. Mars has your mind thinking quick. Go discuss the physics of Monkey La La Lizards running on the water. Family is in the spotlight so go chumming with them. Work relationships aren’t quite as pleasant especially with Mercury retrograde. Lots of misunderstandings and stalled projects. Be patient, this too will pass, at least your pet Goat appreciates you. Maybe go munch some beer cans (or drink).

Gemini: (5/21 – 6/21) Strong currents

With Mercury retrograde and then the Full Moon you can expect changes in your domestic and family life, like relocating or that Uncle the Monkey moving in. Things could be a bit unsettled. Do you have insurance? That Uncle may invite destructive friends in. You have a way with words so combine them with your charm to get information you need. If family and work relationships are stressful be patient, there is just turbulence in the Universe. Be conservative with money and make no career moves. Wow, the best action this month may be no action so take a stroll and enjoy the little things.

Cancer: (6/22 – 7/22) Snorkeling the Reef

Keep expanding those brain cells. If you are in school stick with it or maybe add more knowledge through books. It could move that career along down a more lucrative path. Hold off on travel and reschedule that lawsuit against the Lizards that are eating your bananas. Next month looks better. You do have the energy to do about anything else though. If you feel like climbing that mountain, go for it! Don’t take big risks though and plan ahead with a big water bottle. Money matters benefit from Venus so go buy that ice cream cone and lap up the last of the summer too!

Leo: (7/23 – 8/22) Swan Dive

Make a list of all your mechanical items and toys. How many need attention? Is your scooter leaving belches of smoke behind it and making even the fish cough? With Mercury going retrograde, mechanical problems can be lurking. However, with Venus in your sign, you can attract just about anything you want! People, money and opportunities. Truly believe you can have your wishes! The Universe is on your side. Money is up and down but staying positive and conservative will keep things flowing. Enjoy the last of the summer and get ready for some up coming busy months!

Virgo: (8/23 – 9/22) Watching the Sunsets

The final Saturn/Uranus contact is activated by the Sept 18th New Moon in your sign. This could result in stress surrounding a close personal tie. Independence versus responsibility. Is taking care of all the Lizards on the Island keeping you from climbing the Pyramids in Mexico? Maybe redefine your relationships or possibly ending some. At the same time Venus has your charisma attracting others so Socializing is at it’s best. Keep things light and don’t plunge into anything that could become demanding. Don’t host all the parties since money could be tight. Relax, go read a book and bask in that Solitary Independence.

Libra: (9/23 – 10/22) Palm tree shade

The alignment of Saturn and Uranus last February is repeated this month especially around the New Moon (18th). Circumstances and situations will be similar regarding your job. This could include stress or sudden changes. Try to just go with the flow and postpone major personal decisions until later in October. Getting that mo-hawk hair cut may feel cool now but the Northerly storms will have you stressing for a wooly hat. Relationships are good but be careful what you say. Use that good Mars energy with actions not words! This is a good month to just suck on a straw and observe!

Scorpio: (10/23 – 11/21) Building Sandcastles

The Saturn/Uranus connection in your 11th and 5th house could spawn difficulties with friends, groups and a romantic interest but since those Planets are in easy contact with the Sun you should be able to manage the conflict fine. Think positive and be open to change. Maybe different scenery or a mini vacation even if it is just to go dive a new dive site. The full moon energy is sparking your creativity so go build a sandcastle with landing pads for Flying Saucers. Career success exceeds your expectations so snap up every opportunity to showcase your skills and talents.

Sagittarius: (11/22 – 12/21) Rain Squall

This month your career and domestic sectors are intensified by Saturn and Uranus. Expect tensions to rise at work and in your home and family life. Think out all your moves and words. Keep those office jokes to yourself. Postpone the decisions until late October or November. Things could change. Friends from the past may surface too. You will also be strongly in touch with your spirituality. Go read a mystical book that could trigger surprising insights. Mars accents money making so go sell sugar to the ants. Hang on to that money though and hide it from the termites too!